“Max Pawson hurriedly toed his way to his table in the lightly coloured and clean office. he was running late this morning. he had poured himself too much milk this morning and almost couldn’t make it to his meowmobile. he put is pawcase on the table and straitened his fur before quickly making is way to the meowing room, where the meowting was already in session. after letting himself in and dealing with the awkward silence of all the other meownagers looking at him, he jumped up into his chair and sat patiently for the meowting to continue.
‘meow that we are all here, meowe should begin!’ and at that point, the entire room erupted into a tornado of meowing and displaced fur. discussions were held for 8 hours that day, and the only conclusion that was made is that Joel Scruffles has the longest hair, Danica Meowerson meows far louder than any other meownager and that Max was forgiven for being late”